Above the Influence

 is an archive text dump from TV tropes's Trooper tales section.

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 * One ChivalrousPervert guy, I met played it perfectly, amazingly,CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming wonderfully straight and drove me home even though it was forty minutes out of his way, and called the next morning to see if I was okay. I never saw him again. And it wasn't that he wasn't willing, either, he'd got his hands on me before he realised just how smashed I was.
 * This Troper played it straight. Got invited to a party forhomecoming weekend and instead of hitting the gym I decided to go.While I'm there had only one Smirnoff Green Apple and was in generaljust chilling. While chilling upstairs in my friend's room playingMadden, his cousin strolls in and had obviously had way too many. Ilied about wanting to having sex with her, hoping she wouldn't leaveand let some other dude take advantage of the situation. Eventuallyshe laid down waiting for me to finish the game and fell asleep. Allwent well except my friend lost his bed for the night for his cousinto sleep it off and next day she called me to thank me for being socool.
 * One of Edgy's finer moments. He was with a female friend of his,that he had a crush on, and they were getting drunk in her room. Shepassed out so he tucked her into her bed left her with some water todrink and a bucket to puke in and walked back to his own room acrosscampus.