Angrish

but.. whole map.. no chance.. fuck.
 * This troper's response to recieving a 10/20 on a math quiz:
 * Troper: There's a...and I just...But that's terri...
 * Whenever I start losing at any Call Of Duty's multiplayer, it sounds a bit like this:
 * Me: What? I just— ERGH!!! OH COME ON I DUMPED A FUCKING MAG IN—OOH!!! WHY IS HE NOT— RAGERFRAZERGODFUCKINGBLAHDIEWERGZSHISGRAH!!!!! FUCK IT! RARGH!!! *Rage Quit*
 * This troper lapses into this when something someone does takes him by surprise. It sounds like "Hagee...but...how did...GRAH!
 * After finding that she was reacting badly (and painfully, as in part of one underarm fluroescent-red-and-burning painful) to a supposedly 'sensetive' Aloe Vera deoderent, This Troper's reaction was as such...Troper: Wha...but...ffffffffrable *Sound which can only be describled as a cross between a burble and a growl* realebvleeggneiadgdfgazf...ALOE VERA!
 * This Troper puts himself in for it by playing Super Mario World Rom-hacks. While playing the second in a RIDICULOUSLY long duo of games. To give an idea of how long, the total count of combined worlds is 22, all of which consist largely of Marathon Levels, which leads to some unfortunate findings like "Bowser's Secret 1."Troper: Wait, you MEAN THERE'S MORE THAN ONE? WHY WOULD YOU... BUT THEY'RE... WHAT!? *freak grumbling* BUT I DONT WANNA!! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME GET THE GREEN BUTTON, IJUSTWANNAPUSH THEBUTTONITSNOTTHATHARDISIT? *Cries softly, still mumbling about the friggin' button*
 * This troper, when really pissed off, has been known to verbally disintegrate. Afterwards, he tends to refer to it as "inventing new swear-words", although "ghhhharraghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" barely qualifies as a word at all.
 * He is now working on a Filk Song of Coldplay's "Viva la Vida" that's about I Wanna Be The Guy, and the last chorus pretty much descends into variations on "Hurdadurdledur" as a Shout Out to the Lets Play. (The "Impossible Mode" filk is entirely variations on "hurdadurdledur". It gets rather repetitive after a while.)
 * For more examples, consider the later pages of this forum thread. Warning: contains FATAL.
 * When this troper plays City Of Heroes with his friends, there's a lot of "goddamn motherfucking fuckity fuckers!" One time, one of my friends wearily requested that I add more variety to my swears, but I can't think on my feet that fast. The next time an appropriate situation arose, I said something akin to "Goddamn agi-friggi-pagi-shmag-urf-bif-wat-DAAHH." My friend didn't seem to think it was that much better.
 * This Troper loved Wolverine And The X Men...for the first 12 episodes or so. Then came an episode where Logan called out Cyclops for, essentially, doing something Wolverine is famous for...namely haring off on his own to wreak widespread havok on the bad guys. The hypocrisy demonstrated in that moment by what had up till then been an okay depiction of Wolverine caused his speech centers to shut down.
 * Ingonyama: "What...but—he just...and he does...you fu-...and what?! AAAARGH!"
 * Usually after a couple moments of alternating between the milder swear words, cursing whatever/whoever is responsible for her frustration and random incoherant noises, Dark Insanity 13 will shout "FRUSTRATED NOISES!" in an effort to avoid a Cluster F Bomb (you know she's really worked up when she does manage to drop at least one.)
 * Angrish is the only way to get This Troper's mother out of the "" "Stop arguing, and don't tell me what to do!" loop.
 * This Troper, whose friends are a mix of jerk asses and Chaotic Stupid, are very much prone to making him (incidentally, the Only Sane Man of the group) break into this.You... but... WHY?!?!? *a minute's worth of cursing and rage*
 * Miso has a shoddy modem. Her internet connection ALWAYS goes out, requiring her to stop doing whatever it was she was doing and fix it, which can take up to an hour. And then the internet goes out again two minutes later. This leads to angrish in a subdued form.I... just... it... ARGH! *RAGE*
 * Let me just put it this way. Beating Mario on a no-powerups run is a bad idea."FUCKINGPENGUINSHITAAAAHHHSNOWEVERYWHEREGODDAMNBURNBURNEVERYTHINGWHYISN'TBURNINGWORKINGDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDEIAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 * In addition to the usual, "I can't believe it! I...arrgh! What is wrong with—-!?" this troper, like ohmigawd, like lapses into valley girl speak for some super-weird reason, you know?
 * When this troper gets overly frustrated he tends to break into Yosemete Sam speak. Unintelligible half-words (that aren't even real words to begin with). "Whatthefrazz—frika-stupa-stupi-grabba-frakkan (growls and waves arms).... FUCK!"
 * Whenever I get really, really frustrated, I lose all ability to speak in sentences... So everything I want to say comes out in a garbled mess like this: You-Oh my God-damn-aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!! And then I storm off.
 * This Troper enjoyed Assasins Creed pretty thoroughly, until he had to assasinate Sibrand. The acrobatic mechanics, which had done a fantastic job throughout the game, decided they didn't want to work with any degree of precision. Altair dies if he lands in water deeper than his ankles. Direct quote:AAGRAGRARGARARRRAGGGRLEGGGLREAEARRE!
 * This Troper is tri-lingual, which results in moments of pure frustration and anger that are expressed by a string of random curses in English, French, and Japanese, until the syllables start running together into a glorious olio of incomprehensible hatred expressed sonically.
 * Happened to This Tropette during a meeting where someone was taking down the minutes. My nonsensical, angry outburst was recorded as *WORDLESS RAGE.* I thought it was really funny, once I calmed down.
 * This Troper just sort of grunts whenever she's annoyed and doesn't want to give a proper response.
 * I spend a fair amount of time in a chemistry lab, and I often have to operate spectrometers that are probably older than I am (and I'm 21). They're slow, unreliable and more likely than not are missing a "cancel" button.No, I don't want to... noooo... why won't you... no, NO, BEHAVE... NO STOP THAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO... STUPID MACHINE... WHAT'S ERROR 55?.... NOO DON'T YOU CRASH YOU STUPID ARSE MONKEY NUTGRIMPLINGOOOGABOOGABUNQULMINTLAAAAAAAARRGGHHHH
 * Sometimes, when I'm at a loss of how to describe something, I babble a bit, then say a short (often 2 or 3 word) phrase that actually ends up being the best one. I've also done this on purpose.
 * This troper, when he's very angry at a game which is behaving unfairly, is known to sound like Tourette's case on crack. Including the creation of new offensive phrases and even words. Everyone enjoys watching him play games, obviously.
 * As well, he has a friend, who chants and prays in Angrish when losing at video games. When that happens, he stops losing.
 * Sincde this troper has a thing against cussing, I often end up having moments like, this. My personal favorite out of all my angrish moments is as follows, "I... I... Na... No... He... I... No... I'm not!!! You... Cra... Rrrggh." following one of my female friends calling me gay because I wanted to see some of he artwork, which just happened to have Yaoi in it.
 * I make a noise best transcribed as "Ghkt!" whenever someone managed to get me angry enough, if I'm not yelling a string of curses and waving my arms like a moron. I react to actual stupidity, though like this: "ARGHWHYAREYOUVIOLATINGTHELAWSOFPHYSICS!!"
 * This troper does this, a lot. "Goddamnsonoffuckdamnbiiiiiiiiitch!" Being her favorite, along with "God fucking damn this piece of fucking shit!" which comes up when playing a videogame and an AI enemy pulls off something ridiculous. Happens in City Of Heroes every now and then when an enemy (a SINGLE enemy, not a mob) is able to pile on debuff after debuff onto my character with perfect success. Oh come on... What the... Son of... Friggin'... HOW THE HELL?! THAT'S NOT FUCKIN' POSSIBLE!
 * This Troper gets bouts of this when dealing with Sonic's final boss in Sonic & Knuckles. "Wha...the...fu...Hit detection...lag..."
 * This Troper is the kind of person who must always get One Hundred Percent Completion in any game she's playing. So imagine her frustration when she discovered more than half way through Final Fantasy X 2 that, in the VERY beginning of the game, she was supposed to find Yuna hiding behind a bunch of crates wearing a moogle costume and then press the X button. It went a bit like this: "What the ... I ... she ... BEHIND THE CRATES?! FFFFF - IWASALMOSTFINISHEDYOUSTUPIDBITCH!"
 * This troper, when extremely brain-broken, is prone to speaking in random consonant sounds (as "Hh.. wh.. buh.. th.. gh.. nnh..") On one notable occasion, though, upon hearing about a bunch of freshmen blatantly texting and sleeping at the theatre, she sounded more like this: "kill stab maim murder slay burn destroy die die die" ...and so on and so forth.
 * This Troper used to work in a factory that packed and shipped out candy (among other things). One of the people who had been sorting things out for orders to be packed had been messing up all day (really yesterday, as it had all been done in advance). It was becoming more and more frustrating. Not being confrontational and the person not being there anyways at the time, it just got bottled up. About the twentieth time, though, and having to go back and grab some from extras for the millionth time, he accidently made something fall and it all came out at once. He started spouting out all of his frustration on the spot in low but definetly audible volumes. What's more, he was doing it at a rapid pace, fully comprehensibly, possibly matching the Micromachines Man. It caused one of his coworkers to burst out laughing. If he could manage to do it on cue, he might have a future in voice acting. Sadly, that's not the case.
 * This Troper has this kind of reaction when he is sniped in any FPS, A real Game Breaker to me. My literal reaction when I am sniped is something like
 * This troper's reaction to the physics engine in Saints Row 2 spazzing out during a timed mission and launching him out to sea from the middle of the city?"Wha... phys... what did I... fucking... I didn't... 's sake... HOWTHEFUCK?!"

"ARGHPIERCEDAHGAHTOTALBASTARD! IF YOU H-HAD JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH I... THAT... GAHHHHH!"
 * Once again in the Row, this troper got distracted by Pierce's constant bitching during the Heli Assault activity, crashed into a building and died. The sound that came out of the now enraged troper's mouth went something like this...
 * This troper's dad was frustrated after having nearly been hit twice by other drivers who seemed to not notice his car. "But... car! Red! Big! Red! Car!"
 * This Troper descended into this after getting killed by a cheap move the final boss used in Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Crystal Bearers"What!? what the fuck! I can't believe this you...you..motherfucking...you...ARGH!"
 * This Troper tends to do this A LOT. Particularly when gaming, and particularly particularly when playing I Wanna Be The Guy and Prototype. Also tends to overlap with a lot of "FUCKING...Fuck! What the...FUCK! Fucking...fucking...what the Jesus FUCK?". Apparently watching me play Prototype was very entertaining.