Least Rhymable Word


 * So, did no one else ever consider "porridge"?undefined

I'll rhyme with any word you like, from "month" to "praseodymium",
 * Incorrige/able. Forage. In fact, really, "I forage for my daily porridge." And adding -age to a random word is cheating in and of itself, so bornage, cornage, gornage...
 * Borage.
 * "Self". It only rhymes with "shelf" and— wait for it— itself.
 * What about "elf," like in The Night Before Christmas?
 * Piers Anthony also rhymed it with "pelf," a somewhat superannuated word meaning booty (in the pirate sense, not the Jennifer Lopez sense)
 * Dwarrowdelf.
 * This troper's old university friend Lee Gorringe would probably have a lot to say about this trope.
 * This troper wrote a pantomime containing a song to the tune of the Major-General's song. One couplet:

Though Sullivan and Gilbert would have called me crazy, I'd stymie 'em!